Archive for March, 2008

Caution: Read The Internet With Care Today

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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It is now officially April Fool’s Day in some other country, even if that country doesn’t observe it. Increasingly, websites and social networks (and many of the “elite” tech bloggers) have decided that they (and here we anthropomorphize websites - creepy, no?) couldn’t possibly go without joining in on the fun by posting insane rumors and stupid product announcements with the hope that enough unassuming web-surfers will take them at face value, so they can have a couple of laughs when these surfers post idiotic-sounding comments.

Really, the only reason people get tripped up by these frivolities, is that on the other 364 days (365, in 2008) of the year, a disturbingly gigantic number of stories and rumors and “news” that see publication would feel right at home on some lame-o AFD post.

April Fool’s Day - for all its less-than-inspired inanity on the web in recent years - can teach us a lesson critical to our survival as a species in the digital age. The lesson is simple: Don’t believe everything you read. 90% of everything is crap. Of the remaining 10%, not all of it will be true, though some of it will be so seriously awesome you’d wish it were.

Learning this lesson is easy. Following it daily is far from it.

With any luck, this little reminder will come in handy tomorrow, and keep you from being played for the fool that each of us, inevitably, must be.

“They’re fxxxin’ COMMANDMENTS, people, not SUGGESTIONS.”

Monday, March 31st, 2008

It’s kind of strange to be cursing  in a blog I’m writing at work, but I guess if I’m quoting G-d as played by F. Murray Abraham in “Almost an Evening,” it’s alright.
… And what a highly quotable play it was.  The show gets more awesome the longer I think about it.

It is composed of three one-act plays.

Waiting shows purgatory as a vast and unending government-style bureaucracy.  Joey Slotnick’s woebegone expressions and exact counting of time spent waiting for entrance into heaven makes the entire piece.

In Four Benches, a James Bond-type gets in touch with his feelings after witnessing an accidental shooting of an innocent man – a “collosus” as his grieving dad calls him repeatedly.  
 

Debate  is an argument between two archetypes of deities: one angry and commanding, and one loving and soft.  It’s the angry Jew that not-so-subtly explains to the audience that they must remember the difference between COMMANDMENTS and SUGGESTIONS.

I’m a secular Jew with Modern Orthodox parents and I was sitting next to my friend, a lapsed Seventh-Day Adventist, so the  whole debate and the commandments/suggestions comment, in particular, garnered a big guffaw from both of us.

My favorite shows are those that elicit both belly-laughs and deep discussions, so I have to give Almost an Evening 5 stars.

Join the Xanadu Text Club!

Monday, March 31st, 2008

We set up the Xanadu Text club with the help of verizon Wireless. Join up and get special secret discounts, event info and more. Text “Xanadu” to 64661.

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Cherry Lane’s Mentor Project

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Check out the article in the New York Times featuring Cherry Lane’s Mentor Project. Click here.